Apologies for a little delay in writing, and in advance for the fact that I have only a few new pictures to share.
The term has been going very well so far and I am really enjoying teaching. This week I am guest-lecturing for a few classes in Church History and teaching on early monasticism, which is reminding me how much I absolutely love Church History and wish I was teaching the whole course. However, I am also enjoying teaching Doctrine of Scripture and Greek, and will just have to be patient for September, when I get to take up some Church History courses. I have needed to realign some of my expectations for my classes since for Doctrine of Scripture the level of critical thinking, background knowledge, and fluency in English cannot be assumed, and for Greek the difficulty of learning a third language through one’s second language is showing itself. Happily, though, I am quite free to go at the pace of the students and linger on certain things since there is not a set amount of content we have to get through.
The past two days were the college’s Spiritual Emphasis Days, which are a set of two days once a year when classes are put aside and the college comes together for spiritual renewal. This year, one of the lecturers, Abraham Folayan, preached a series on the theme, Show Me Your Faith, taken from the book of James. He and his wife, Ruth, have been long-time lecturers at the college, but in April they will be retiring and moving back to Nigeria, which will be a great loss to the school and they will be greatly missed. The Spiritual Emphasis Days, though, were truly wonderful, challenging, and encouraging.
Speaking of departures, this past Saturday SIM Malawi had to say farewell to a dear missionary family, the Hannahs. Ryan Hannah has been the Director of SIM in Malawi for many years and his wife, Heidi, the Personnel Coordinator. I have really enjoyed getting to know them and their three kids over the past months. They have felt the call to minister in a different area, though, and after some months back home in the USA, will be moving to Thailand to be missionaries there. A couple of weekends ago we had a huge farewell weekend. Most of the SIM missionaries across Malawi came to Blantyre, and we had a big party on the Saturday. Including children, there were 70 in total at the party, and it was really great to meet all the missionaries that I hadn’t met yet. Then on the Sunday there was a huge and long 4-hour church service and there were tons of people there from all over.
The rainy season continues, and I got some good video of what it can be like. It’s really not as bad as you might think though, and the joy of cooler temperatures (even to the point where I can sleep well at night without a fan on me) far outweighs the inconvenience of potentially being poured on and getting one’s shoes muddy. I don’t know if it has to do with the rainy season, but I thought the ants, though still around, had been more-or-less contained. Last night, however, they seem to have come back with a vengeance, and some of a new, red, variety which are much more resilient to being squished. Seeing them around is well enough, but when they start dropping on you from the ceiling or getting all in your coffee maker, it gets to be a little much. So, I’ve sprayed Doom all around (though not in the coffee maker) and am probably doing myself no health favours by breathing it in, but whatev’s. Oh, and speaking of Doom, my nice wicker furniture, despite being varnished, has somehow attracted some pesky termites. The chairs are nowhere near damaged yet, but I see little trails of sawdust, which betrays the termites’ work. I’ve sprayed the chairs with Doom a number of times, and have seen some dead termites, but the little piles of sawdust continue to form :(

Close to EBCoM there is a hill with a big cross on the top. The local Catholic Church (with a sponsor from somewhere else) has put it up there with a nice hike going up. Along the hike they have the 14 stages of the cross. I’ve been meaning for some time to go up there, and finally went this past Saturday with a group of missionaries. We had a gorgeous day for it and the view from the top was tremendous.
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| Panorama of the view from the cross |
So, now it’s time for the feature of this blog.
It is a lengthy story (and sadly no pictures), but it was definitely lengthier experiencing it, so I want no complaints.
I have now been here for 3 and a half months.
My Canadian drivers licence lasts me for 6 months in Malawi (I think...I’ve read/heard somewhere that it might only be 3 but am opting for ignorance – I’ve not yet had to show my licence to a police officer).
After that time is up, I need a Malawian one.
I had to wait until I received my Temporary Employment Permit (TEP), which arrived early January, before I could go in to get my licence.
Having received that, I decided to get the ball rolling on the Malawian DL earlier rather than later, especially since I’ve heard some horror stories about the length of time and the process for getting one.
I had heard that it can take 3 full days of standing in queues and jumping through hoops and meeting unexpected hurdles like the power/system going down right when you approach the counter, etc.
It turns out that the horror stories are well founded.
I went to the Department of Motor Vehicles at the end of January, which I later found out was a bad idea to begin with since there were tons more people trying to get stuff done before the end of the month. Things in Malawi like the DMV bear the residue of the Imperial British system of things, which is more concerned with orders and structures than practicalities. So, at the DMV there are many different rooms, counters, and queues, each one with a specific duty and that duty alone. A drivers licence, however, requires many duties to be performed, and hence, many lines to be joined. Furthermore, there is no rhyme or reason to which room performs which tasks, and while the rooms are numbered (bear in mind, the number is not always posted at the room), the room numbers do not correspond to the order in which the rooms actually appear. I was forewarned also, that the room somebody tells you to go to may not actually be the room you’re supposed to go to, and so to keep asking where you ought to be and if you’re in the right line.
So, on a Friday morning, bright and early, I made my way to the DMV, arriving at 7:15 because it opens at 7:30 and I was told an early start can potentially save you an extra day. When the gate opened, I asked the first official which room I should start in for a Malawian drivers licence, and he said Room 3, so I lined up outside that door. I also asked other people in the line if this was indeed the line I should be in, and they confirmed it (I say “line” loosely because until the door actually opened people just stood/sat outside in no actual order that reflected the order in which they arrived at the door). Well, this particular door on this particular day did not open for another 45 mins. When it did finally open and I got through the line to the counter, I was told that I must begin at Room 2! So, I found Room 2 where the line was thankfully shorter, and when I got to the counter and showed my passport, TEP, and Canadian drivers licence, I was told that I needed a copy of each of those, but that the photocopier at the DMV was down (I had copies of my passport and TEP, but not of my Canadian DL). So, I had to leave the DMV and find a place where I could make a photocopy. I found an internet café soon enough that had a photocopier, so made a copy and headed back, went to Room 2 again, showed my papers and received a form to fill out. I filled out the formed, joined the queue again, and then got my next instructions, which were to go to Room 3, Room 4, Room 6, and then back to Room 2.
At Room 3 the lady wrote a long number at the top of my form (I imagine it was important for something) and then sent me to Room 4. Room 4 is for the cashiers, and by far has the longest queues of all the rooms. The line went well out the door, so joined the line. It was here that I especially noticed that Malawians do not line up like Canadians – with a bubble of no-touchy space around each person. Malawians line up right next to each other so that you’re either in continual contact with each other or with the slightest of movements you brush up against and bump each other (and this when it’s hot and breathing space would be most welcome). Well, it was like that until we got to the room itself (which took about an hour), but then it turned to full-on squishing – like riding the 99 B-Line bus in Vancouver at peak-hours. Inside of Room 4 there were 6 regular counters and 2 teller counters. People were moving from one to the other and for some lines people were walking in directly from outside and joining (without waiting in the really long queue that I had been in), so I feared that I had waited so long for no reason. I decided it would be best to stay behind the person who was in front of me, despite some of the other lines being shorter. This turned out to be the right choice because counter 3, which the long line from outside was queued for, though it didn’t say it anywhere, was the quotes line, which was the first stop. Here I was given a piece of paper indicating how much I had to pay at one of the two teller counters. The other 5 lines were for some other purposes that everybody seemed to know (despite nothing being posted anywhere).
So, I finally got my quote – MK1,270 (which seemed low to me…less than $10) – and lined up in the teller line. This line moved horribly slow, and I soon found out that the system was continually up and down, which was slowing down everything. When I was fourth from the counter, the teller took her lunch break :( I wasn’t about to give up my spot in line, so I continued to wait. It was then that I noticed that one of the guys in front of me looked just like a black version of Patrick Stewart, which humoured me quite a bit and the time waiting went by faster as I remembered good Star Trek episodes, only this time with a black Jean Luc Picard. The teller came back from lunch, and eventually I was able to pay in those moments of the system being up, and finally got out of Room 4. I decided that it was high time for me to have my own lunch somewhere.
When I got back from lunch, I looked for Room 6, but could not find it anywhere, so asked somebody, who took me to a room that I would not have found on my own, and definitely had nowhere posted that it was Room 6. This was the room for getting my photo taken and fingerprints done though there was nobody actively taking photos or fingerprints. There was no formal queue, but seats around the room, and like before, the order that people sat in did not reflect the order in which they arrived. After close to an hour of waiting a lady came in and sat at the computer for a bit and then left again saying the system was still down. She came back again a little later and said that we should go because it was near closing time (3 pm) and the system was not coming back up, but that they would be open the next day (Saturday) from 9 to 12 and we could come back then or on Monday. I had other commitments each day the next week, so I decided to come back Saturday morning, and hoped that I might make quicker progress with fewer crowds on a Saturday. I was beat after a close to 8-hour day of standing in queues!
The next day I arrived shortly after 9 and went straight to Room 6, where the system was up and there was only a short wait so that I had my photo taken and fingerprints done within half an hour. Then I was told to come back on Monday when Room 2 would be open. Aarg!! But I inquired whether there was nothing more I could do that day, and the lady said that Room 2 was closed, but if I talked to Abambo (Mr.) Mbame, he might be able to help me. I sought him out and eventually found his office, but he wasn’t there. Another guy – very obviously Christian from his Holy Bible prominently placed on his desk and a couple of posters with Scripture passages on them – took a look at my papers and informed me that in the system I had not yet paid. I had been unaware, but apparently after paying at the Teller the previous day, I was supposed to go to another counter (Counter 5) in Room 4 to show that I had paid and receive a different receipt for it. So I did that now, and got that receipt. I then went back to the guy, and he put a checkmark on my paper and told me to go to the quotations line (Counter 3) in Room 4 so that I could get another quotation to pay another MK2,000 (the first payment of MK1,270 was for an Aptitude Test that I never actually had to take, but still had to pay for). So I got my quotation, lined up again for the teller, went again to Counter 5 to show that I had paid, got another receipt, and brought it back to the guy who was helping me but was not Abambo Mbame. He signed the piece of paper, put my thumbprint on it, and then informed me that this was now my Learners Licence and that after 29 days I could come back to get my full licence (and I am assuming with exciting new queues to line up in and bills to pay!). When I asked why I couldn’t get my full licence right away since I have a full and recognized Canadian DL, he said that Jesus, though he was divine, came to earth and started out as an infant (with the assumed logic that despite having my full licence, in coming to Malawi, I need to start as an infant of sorts). It was noon, the DMV was closing, and I had done all I could to this point, so I went home. Day 2 of Operation Malawi Drivers Licence complete, I will just have to see what exciting adventures lie in store when the 29 days are up…maybe it will include a road test, maybe an aptitude test, most likely more money, and definitely more queues!
So, as promised, a very long story, and I have definitely come to appreciate Canadian systems and procedures, and especially the novel concept of taking a number and having a seat.
That concludes this blog post.
A few more pictures can be seen
here (at
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2034481&id=180500047&l=f1c49a6afa).
Thanks for reading.
p.s. For those inclined to prayer, I think the Islamic world could really use a lot of prayer right about now. I’m sure most of you are keeping an eye on the things that are going on in Egypt, as well as Tunisia and Sudan, etc. Also, in Malawi there seems to be a lot of spiritual warfare going on among the missionaries to the Muslim Yao people in and around Mangochi. There seems to be sickness after sickness among the families there and trial after trial.